I'm a retired cat burglar. When I was deported from East York , I decided to make a contribution to society. With "giving back" rather than "taking" as my goal, I started The Shakespeare Readers at the Beaches Library. We meet once a month on Saturdays at 2, at which time participants read, or not, depending on their mood. The next reading is Julius Caesar; the date is June 4. FREE

Look, I'm a comedy writer, OK? I don't have weighty thoughts about art. All I know for sure is that S.J. Perelman deserves the Nobel Prize for Literature.